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Bring Me the Winner

Bring Me the Winner

   Once,a fellow went into a restaurant and ordered a two-pound lobster."Waiter,"he said when his meal was placed before him,"this lobster has only one claw."

   "I am sorry,sir,"the waiter replied."But sometimes the lobsters fight in the tank."

   "In that case,"the diner said,"Bring me the winner."

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