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I was sure I had eaten my lunch, but where is the frog

The professor's Lunch

   An absent-minded professor was lecturing on anatomy.

   "To show you more clearly what I mean, I have here a parcel with a dissected frog. I want you to examine it very

carefully."

   The professor unwrapped the parcel and saw that it contained two sandwiches and a hardboiled egg. Astonished, the

professor said:" I was sure I had eaten my lunch, but where is the frog?"

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