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There once was a flood and everyone had reached safety except for one man.
He climbed to the top of his house with the water lapping at his feet.
A helicopter flew over his head and hung down a rope for him to climb, but the man was deeply religious and said, "It's
all right! The Lord will save me!" So the helicopter flew away.
The water continued to rise and a boat came to him ,but once again, the man shouted, "No! Go AWAY! the Lord will come and
save me!" and once again, the boat sped off.
The water was getting dangerously deep by now so the helicopter came back and, on cue, the man repeated, "I don't need
saving! My Lord will come." Reluctantly, the helicopter left.
The rain continued to pour, the water continued to rise and the man drowned.
At the gates of heaven, the man met St. Peter. Confused, he asked, "Peter, I have lived the life of a faithful man - why
did my Lord not rescue me?"
St. Peter replied, "For pity sake! He sent you two helicopters and a boat!"
25.The Composition Class
The student in the composition class were assigned the task of writing an essay on "the most beautiful thing I ever saw."
The student who, of all the members of the class, seemed the least sensitive to beauty, handed in his paper first with
astonishing speed. It was short and to the point. He had written:
"The most beautiful thing I ever saw was too beautiful for words."
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