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Where is my rolex?

Where is my rolex?
A lawyer with a new Benz, ready to work off, get off a colleague brush past truck hit off his door, lawyer picked up the phone and took the police, the police arrived, the lawyer to police yelled: "I bought a new car yesterday, this whole let damn truck destroyed!"
The police looked surprised lawyer said: "don't you lawyers so notice of the material benefits, other you don't care about?"
"You say what mean?" Lawyer asked.
The police say: "you don't notice your arm elbow following nothing, and your arm is broken!"
Attorneys looked down, mixed with a hard howl, I finished: "what is missing! Rolex?"

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