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He is really somebody

Q: What do people do in a clock factory?

A: They make faces all day.

Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?

A: Keep him awake.

He is really somebody

-- My uncle has 1000 men under him.

-- He is really somebody. What does he do?

-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

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