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Three whistles

Three whistles

I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, but when the jeweler quoted a price for one we liked, I let out a long, low whistle. And how much are they then? I asked, pointing to another tray.

You, sir, replied the jeweler, about three whistles.

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