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A Rabbi, a Hindu and President Clinton were traveling late at night. There was
no motel in sight and they were all very tired. They spotted a farmhouse in the
distance, so they decided to stop. They knocked on the door. A farmer answered.
Please forgive us for disturbing you so late at night. Could we possibly stay
here this evening? There is no inn for miles around, they all said. Sure,
said the farmer, except that I have only two spare cots. One of you will have
to sleep in the barn with the cow and the pig. So the Rabbi volunteered to
sleep in the barn.
Five minutes later there was a knock on the farmhouse door. It was the Rabbi.
I'm sorry, he said. It's forbidden in my faith to eat the meat of a pig. I
find it abhorrent to share sleeping quarters with one, as well. Will one of you
change places with me? So the Hindu volunteered to sleep in the barn.
Another five minutes later, there is another knock on the farmhouse door. This
time, it was the Hindu.
Forgive me, he said. Cows are sacred in my faith, and I find it
uncomfortable to sleep in the same space with one. All right, reluctantly
volunteered the President. I'll go sleep in the barn.
Two minutes later, there was yet another knock on the farmhouse door.
It was the cow and the pig.
For all of you that were so disturbed about tales of Clinton's infidelity
you'll be relieved to read this! This is the real story behind the
Clinton-Lewinsky affair.
Bill was hosting a state dinner when at the last minute his regular cook took
ill and they had to get a replacement at short notice. The fellow arrived and
turned out to be a very grubby looking Mexican. The President voiced his
concerns to his chief of staff but was told that this was the best they could do
at such short notice. Just before the meal, the President noticed the cook
sticking his fingers in the soup to taste it and again he complained to his
chief of staff about the cook, only to be told that this man was supposed to be
a very good chef.
The meal went all right but the President was sure that the soup tasted a
little off, and by the time dessert came, he was starting to have stomach cramps
and nausea. It was getting worse and worse till finally he had to excuse himself
from the state dinner to look for the bathroom. Passing through the kitchen, he
caught sight of the cook scratching his ass and this made him feel even worse.
By now he was desperately ill with violent cramps and was so disorientated that
he couldn't remember which door led to the bathroom.
He was on the verge of passing out from the pain when he finally found a door
that opened and as he undid his trousers and ran in, he realized to his horror
that he had stumbled into Monica Lewinsky's office with his trousers around his
knees!
As he was just about to pass out, she bent over him and heard him
whisper in a barely audible voice, MONICA, PLEASE SACK MY COOK! And that is
how the whole misunderstanding occurred...
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