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The President swore to the sky He'd never asked someone to lie but the chance was then missed To request that he list Positions he'd told them to try. There once was a young prez named Billy Who had much too much fun with his willy It was Monica's tongue that started the fun Now the last act is all up to Hillary. A sneaky informant named Tripp Provided her fans with this tip: Hot scandals may hover behind a case cover and other things men can unzip. A D.A. who'd just passed the bar Told Monica, Come as you are. There's no need to dress. We don't want to mess with evidence you can show Starr. A right-wing spin-doctor who's spun Lurid tales about Monica's fun exclaimed when his eyes saw the fruit of his lies We've gotten O.J. off Page One! The President having seen action thought he'd had full satisfaction then the news of the day and an urge made him say, I want to retract my retraction. They wanted to put Bill in jail for using his house to chase tail but the judge wasn't fooled saw no crime so he ruled: Not guilty! He didn't inhale. Said a President thought to give pecks to areas other than necks Although it's most sultry it isn't adultery I'm not even sure that it's sex. They set up a partisan sting About Clinton's adulterous fling It's the economy, stupid! So forget about cupid but the media know sex is king. They said it was the worst of slimes. He said, It is the best of times. The economy is up. I've got myself a new pup. Have I committed some crimes? She egged him on with her charms, and wriggled right into his arms. She promised him bliss With her first little kiss Then Linda Tripped the alarms. The country, when asked about Bill, Said, We'd rather pick one who will Be true to his mate Not create Zippergate But who is like that on the Hill? An intern not yet twenty-six Found she could work wonders with dicks Though she had no spouse She found the White House A place to perform all her tricks.

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