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| The Clinton of Oz |
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| Author:www.funnystories365.com Read times: UpdateTime:2010-3-4 21:11:32 |
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Dan Quayle, Newt Gingrich, and Bill Clinton are traveling in a car together in
the midwest. A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and tosses
them thousands of yards away. When they come down and extract themselves from
the vehicle, they realize they're in the land of Oz. They decide to go to see
the Wizard of Oz.
Quayle says, I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain.
Gingrich says, I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart.
Clinton says, Where's Dorothy?
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