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Comparisons of Nixon & Clinton

Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Waterbed Nixon: His biggest fear - the Cold War Clinton: His biggest fear - a Cold Sore Nixon: Worried about carpet bombs Clinton: Worried about carpet burns Nixon: His Vice President was a Greek Clinton: His Vice President is a geek Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her Nixon: Couldn't explain the 18-minute gap in the Watergate tape Clinton: Couldn't explain the 36-DD bra in his brief case Nixon: His nickname was Tricky Dick Clinton: same Nixon: Known for campaign slogan Nixon's The One Clinton Known for women pointing at him saying, He's the one! Nixon: Famous for his widow's peak Clinton: Famous for bringing widows to their peak Nixon: Well acquainted with G. Gordon Liddy Clinton: Well acquainted with the G Spot Nixon: Took on Ho Chi Minh Clinton: Took on Ho Nixon: Talked about achieving peace with honor Clinton: Talked about getting a piece while on her

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