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Hillary at the Fortune Tellers

During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortuneteller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news. There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year. Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortuneteller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question. Will I be acquitted? 1. The White House staff 2. His tiny advisor 3. The Nuclear Button 4. The Executive Branch 5. The Little POLLSTER 6. His Soft contribution 7. His pocket Veto 8. The Secret Servicer 9. The President Caucus 10. Little Rock

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