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During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune
teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal
ball, the mystic delivered grave news. There's no easy way to say this, so
I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a
violent and horrible death this year. Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the
woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her
hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know.
She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked the question.
Will I be acquitted?
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