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Protest signs parading in front of the White House

If the cigar fits, you can't acquit. The Monica Lamp is lit. Smoke 'em if you got 'em. If Monica blew, no more of you. No legal controlling sexual relationship. Ho, Ho, He must go! -- Until he comes. He came here. He came there. He even came in her hair. Monica didn't shallow all the evidence. Boxers or shorts? What is warming his ankles? -- Don't blame me. Boxer isn't my Senator. I didn't vote for the ... or the first lady either. Come clean! -- That reminds me. Did you hear this one: James Carville - the charismatic love child of Danny DeVito and Mr. Clean? Remove the stain from the Oval Office. -- It's really getting sticky and I don't won't to step in it. Private. Smy-vate. Take it back to Arkansas. One small cigar for Monica. One giant cigar for impeachment. -- If I wasn't feeling my age I'd check out her Tipperillo's. Your lips are moving! Let them eat my cupcake. - Imagine a birthday cake with 52 lit cigars. Hey, hey, DNA. How many dresses did you stain today. Close but no cigar! -- This is the new password for the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. Pass it on. I didn't have sexual relations with that woman. .... or that woman. .. or that woman. ... or that one over there either.

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