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Mechanic v. Surgeon
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Mechanic v. Surgeon

Morris was removing some engine valves from a car on the lift when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr. Michael DeBakey, who was standing off to the side, waiting for the service manager. Morris, somewhat of a loud mouth, shouted across the garage, Hey DeBakey . . . . Is dat you ? Come over here a minute. The famous surgeon, a bit surprised, walked over to where Morris was working on a car. Morris in a loud voice, all could hear, said argumentatively, So Mr. fancy doctor, look at this work. I also take valves out, grind 'em, put in new parts, and when I finish this baby will purr like a kitten. So how come you get the big bucks, when you and me are doing basically the same work? DeBakey, very embarrassed, walked away, and said softly, to Morris . . . Try doing your work with the engine running.

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