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An optometrist
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An optometrist

An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer: As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say '$75...' If he doesn't blink, say, 'For the frames. The lenses will be an additional $50...? If he still doesn't blink, you add '...Each.?

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