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An older man wearing a stovepipe hat, a waistcoat and a phony beard sat down at a bar and ordered a drink.
As the bartender set it down, he asked, "Going to a party?"
"Yeah, a costume party," the man answered, "I´m supposed to come dressed as my love life."
"But you look like Abe Lincoln." protested the barkeep.
"That´s right. My last four scores were seven years ago."
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