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| Author:www.funnystories365.com Read times: UpdateTime:2010-2-8 18:02:37 |
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A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when he
accidentally shears off all then of his fingers. He rushes to the emergency room
of a nearby hospital where the awaiting doctor takes a look and says, Yuck!
Well, give me the fingers and I'll see what I can do.
I haven't got the fingers.
The doctor says, What do you mean, you haven't got the fingers? This is the
age of medical advances. We've got microsurgery and all sorts of incredible
techniques! Why didn't you bring me the fingers?
Well, heck doc, I tried, but I couldn't pick 'em up!
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