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Doc, says steve, i want to be castrated. what on earth for? asks the
doctor in amazement. it's something i've been thinking about for a long time
and i want to have it done replies steve.
but have you thought it through properly? asks the doctor, it's a very
serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. it will change your
life forever!
i'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind - either you book me
in to be castrated or i'll simply go to another doctor.
well, ok.?says the doctor, but it's against my better judgment!
so steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly,
legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. heading towards him
is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.
hi there, says steve, it looks as if you've just had the same operation as
me.
well, said the patient, i finally decided after 37 years of life that
i would like to be circumcised.
steve stared at him in horror and screamed, s***! that's the word!
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