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The middle-aged spinster, well known for all her charity work and support for
good causes (because she was a somewhat tedious self-publicist), was complaining
to the Doctor of a persistent headache.
What's it like? asked the Doctor.
Like a tight band around my head, replied the spinster.
Mindful that this type of headache is most often due to an unhealthy or
stressed lifestyle, the Doctor asked if she smoked a lot.
Certainly not, Doctor. Never have smoked, never will, was the emphatic
reply.
Do you drink a lot of alcohol?
Doctor! I am strictly teetotal.
How often do you have sex?
That is an impertinent question; I am as chaste as the driven snow.
Perhaps you're spending too much time going to church?
Impossible, Doctor. As I keep telling the Mothers Union, I go twice every
Sunday and every Festival Day because it is our clear duty to do so.
Are you working too hard at your charity activities?
Well, simpered the spinster, I always believe that you can never do too
much for your fellow man, even to the detriment of your own health.
Just as I thought, said the Doctor, It is clear that the headaches are due
to your halo being too tight.
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