|
| You Might Be an E.R. Doctor if... |
|
| Author:www.funnystories365.com Read times: UpdateTime:2010-2-8 18:00:44 |
|
|
昚our favorite hallucinogen is exhaustion.
旸iscussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal seems perfectly normal to you.
昚ou think that caffeine should be available in IV form.
昚ou get an almost irresistible urge to stand and wolf your food even in the
nicest restaurants.
昚ou believe the waiting room should be equipped with a Valium fountain.
昚ou say to yourself great veins when looking at complete strangers.
昚ou believe that unspeakable evils will befall you if anyone says, Boy it is
quiet around here.
昚ou have ever referred to someone's death as a transfer to the Eternal Care
Unit.
昚ou have ever had a patient say, But I'm not pregnant, I can't be
pregnant. How can I be having a baby?
昚ou have ever had a patient look you straight in the eye and say I have no
idea how that got stuck in there.
昚our most common assessment question is what changed tonight to make it an
emergency after 6 (hours, days, weeks, months, and years)?
Welcome to www.funnystories365.com website,this is a free funny story website. There are thousands of funny stories and funny jokes here,Have a good time reading these funny stories and enjoy yourself.
Feel free to tell us your funny stories.
|
| End Of The Article You Might Be an E.R. Doctor if... |
What should I do then?
Would you please do me a favor?
I cant find the cause of your pain
An invisible man is here to see you
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
Do you have a solution?
Did you take the patients temperature?
Did you ever have this before?
Does it hurt when you do this?
What is your problem?
Youre in great health
Doctor, should I file my nails?
I would like to havea second opinion
Massive myocardial infarct
Glossary of Medical Terms
Your First Time
Youre not eating properly
Wounded in the woods
The Human Couch
Things you hate during a surgery
|
