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Its Quittin Time

A guy went to the doctor to quit smoking, and the doctor gave him a nicotine patch, which he promptly put on his penis. A couple of weeks, he came back to the doctor's. How's it going? the doctor asked him. Great, he replied. I haven't had a butt in weeks.

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